What do you do during week five without school? You buy a wireless Xbox controller and illegally sideload a Nintendo 64 emulator onto the Apple TV and blow the minds of two young kids who have only ever used touch screens.

After an hour of NES and SNES Mario games for the first time in his life, I load up Mario 64. A moment later...

"OH MY GOSH! I DIDN'T KNOW MARIO CAN WALK BACKWARDS!!"